the summer bucket list

on Tuesday, April 5, 2011
here is a list of few special things i would love to accomplish this summer:

1 inspire someone.
2 volunteer for a cause
3 learn tamil to flirt with mallu aunties.
4 clean my room.
 5 stop being lazy.
6 track every paisa i spend by hand for one month.
 7 celebrate my benign schizophrenia
 8 solve a 5000 words puzzle
9 read `a suitable boy` of vikram seth
 10 write a maths book in which answer to every question would be 420 to piss nerds.
 11 eat my lunch on the billing counter of pantaloon showroom.
 12 more awkward thing than buying condom is returning it. Yup i am thinking about it.
 13 i have 2 arms , so i can be double windmill. Would spend 2 hours trying this.
 14 get covered in indian tricolour to support indian team in any sport.
 15 donate blood.
 16 figure out if my cell phone is pregnant?
 17 celebrate for one day, when number 16 comes out negative.
 18 spend less time online.
 19 SUMMER BONANZA. spend atleast 3 days roaming around the block wearing only a bermuda and a vest.
 20 work out. eat healthy.
 21 find a library, and ask the librarian where is playboy magzine section.
 22 SUMMER BONANZA. shave a monkey. put clothes on it and leave it to roam in a bazaar.
 23 attend a saminar on `how to punch your critcs on face without letting then know`.
 24 call the customer care or service provider to thanks them despite their bad non sense services.
25 do a somesault.
 26 find out atleast one thing that makes me happy, and record it in a journal.
 27  wake up early than anyone else in home and watch the sunrise.
 28 meet the special friend who gave the idea of this list.
 29 get enlighted.
 30 wash your sins in the holy river ganges.




  that`s what i`m wondering to do.
Happy summers ;)










3 comments:

yes said...

not bad ....u can fulfill every wishes except no 7 its v cheap ...start it with cleaning ur room i kno boys dont want to do it...

Unknown said...

well you have already done the first one.

If you don't have 'A Suitable Boy' tell me I'll bring it from home. I read it in class 7 and it was love at first word.

As for no. 15.... how can you donate what you don't have?

Let's do 19 and 20 together.

22 would be more fun if you do it in the reverse order. Leave a monkey to roam a bazaar, put clothes on it and then shave it in public view.

23 - seminar* on their faces without letting them know*. My reflexes are sharp so you will have to be quick

24 - thank them*

25 - I can do this but only in water

Barkha Tyagi said...

Did u finish the list?

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